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from FreePakistan Newsletter published by Alternate Solutions Institute

STRANGE AILMENTS

[Dr Irfan Zafar, Islamabad]

The western world seems to be wasting all its energies and resources to find cure for so many diseases without realizing that there is an easy way to cure these ailments in a very short period of time. Our leaders are a living proof of this miracle whereas when under detention, a long list of ailments surface which enable them to spend their days in captivity in the comfortable VVIP wards of the Hospitals. However, the moment they come in power, all these ailments simply vanish as if they never existed. When will the western world learn from us to save millions of dollars spent on medical research. [Pakistan Observer]

ADVANCING CLOCKS

[Dr Irfan Zafar, Islamabad]

The government has announced that clocks will be set back by one hour on Nov 1. I request the government to advance clocks to the date when the present assemblies are expected to complete their five-year tenure. For a change let’s do something productive for the suffering masses. [The News]

A TALE OF TWO WOMEN

[Dr Irfan Zafar, Islamabad]

There is a talk of obnoxious behavior and exchange of filthy language by PPP minister Firdaus Ashiq Awan and PML-Q member Kashmala Tariq in a TV talk show. An advice to both the respected ladies. Not all the truths are meant to be told in public. [Pakistan Observer]

BULGING TUMMIES

[Dr Irfan Zafar, Islamabad]

Will someone in the government kindly tell me who paid for the buffet dinner hosted at the presidency after the meeting between the president and the leader of the opposition? For the last 62 years our successive rulers are using taxpayers’ money to fill their bulging tummies while delivering nothing in return. [The News]

DEMENTIA

[Dr Irfan Zafar, Islamabad]

I am suffering from Dementia, a disease causing decline in the thought process that is caused by damage in the brain. Its symptoms include declines in Decision-making ability, Judgment, Orientation in time and space, Problem solving, Verbal communication and above all the inability to remember things. Behavioral changes include eating, dressing (may need assistance) and Personality disorder (inappropriate responses, lack of emotional control). Through the columns of this newspaper I would like to clarify from the Election Commission of of Pakistan if I am eligible to contest elections for being the member of the Parliament? [Pakistan Observer]

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